WHATTHEFUCKWHATTHEFUCK.

FOMG, I SWEAR I ALMOST DIED OF A HEARTATTACK PLEASE.


i wanted to go downstairs to have my pizza/buffalo wing. guess what, i think my mummy's quite dumb, like if i want to eat, i could take it out of the fridge and heat it up ya, so she should have just put it in the fridge. but no, she has to put it outside!

guess what, it was all ATTACKED by ants, and my brother went to put it into the fridge, luckily i went downstairs on time. so i took it out, guessing that since it was covered, and it was still attacked by ants, the pizza and wings in the pizza box will have ants, so i went to check it out,




TO MY FUCKING HORROR, a bigass grey lizard jumped out of it!!!!!
end of story, and my mum's tad a lil dumb nowadays. LOL.